Wyld Stallyns in Bill
and Ted's Excellent Adventure / Bogus Journey (1988/1991)
Band members: Bill S
Preston, Theodore Logan, Elizabeth, Joanna, Death
Why they're awesome:
The saved the entire world. You don't get much bigger than that. The
fact that they solved air pollution with air guitar should also be
highly commended.
Most famous song: “God
Gave Rock 'n' Roll to You II” - actually written by KISS
Band members: Dewey
Cox, Sam McPherson, Theo, Dave
Why they're awesome:
These guys spanned so many genres of music over the years. Even the
Beatles were huge fans of Cox (*hahaha*).
Most famous song: “Walk
Hard” - actually written by Marshall Crenshaw, John C. Reilly, Judd
Apatow and Jake Kasdan
Band members: Buckaroo
Banzai, Rawhide, Reno, Perfect Tommy, Pecos, Billy Travers, Big
Norse, Pinky Carruthers and Sidney Zweibel aka New Jersey(debatable
as to whether he's an actual band member as we never see him play).
Why they're awesome:
Much like Wyld Stallyns these guys saved the world and still managed
time to crank out awesome hits and play small intimate venues.
Most famous song:
“Rocket 88” - actually written by Ike Turner
Band members: Guy
Patterson, James Mattingly, Leonard Haise, T. B. Player
Why they're awesome:
Sure, they only had one hit but what a hit it was. Seriously, I
bought the cassette single when the movie came out and wore it out by
playing it so much.
Most famous song: “That
Thing You Do” - actually written by Adam Schlesinger, the bassist
of Fountains of Wayne.
Band members: Russell
Hammond, Jeff Bebe, Dick Roswell, Ed Vallencourt, Larry Fellows
Why they're awesome:
Sure they never made it big but it's not about how famous you get it's
about the journey, man.
Most famous song:
“Fever Dog” - actually written by Nancy Wilson
Band members: David St.
Hubbins, Nigel Tufnel, Derek Smalls
Why they're awesome:
Nothing phases these guys – embarrassing Japanese tours, miniscule
Stonehenge models, the deaths of several drummers...
Most famous song (okay, it's my favourite anyway): “Sex
Farm” - actually written by Michael McKean, Christopher Guest and
Harry Shearer
Band members: Jake
Blues, Elwood Blues, Tom "Bones" Malone, Willie "Too
Big" Hall, Steve "The Colonel" Cropper, Donald "Duck"
Dunn, and Murphy "Murph" Dunne and "Mr. Fabulous"
Why they're awesome:
These guys saved an entire orphanage. Okay, not the entire world but
still they should be commended.
Most famous song:
“Everybody Needs Somebody to Love” - actually written by Bert Berns, Solomon Burke and Jerry Wexler
Band members: Cassandra
Wong and other guys
Why they're awesome:
While I can't say I love them, if someone as cool as Wayne Campbell
likes them that's good enough for me.
Most famous song:
“Ballroom Blitz” - actually written by Nicky Chinn and Mike
Chapman for 70s rockers Sweet
Band members: Scott
Pilgrim, Stephen Stills, Kim Pine, Young Neil
Why
they're awesome: Rough around the edges they may be but this scrappy
garage band deserved to win the battle of the bands instead of Crash
and the Boys
Most famous song:
“Threshold” - actually written by Beck
Band members: Johnny
Van Owen, Jazz, Sir D
Why they're awesome:
Umm... well... you see it's difficult to... let's just say “Yo drop
that zero and get with the hero!”
Most famous song: “The
People's Choice” - actually written by Vanilla Ice and others who
would like to remain nameless








